A friend sent this to me. Thought I'd share the fun with all of you... Beware, I'm in a little bit of a flippant and sarcastic mood today.
1. Do you like blue cheese? Nope, and I don't like bleu cheese either.
2. Have you ever smoked? Domino told me I was smokin' just a few weeks ago.
3. Do you own a gun? There are several people who should be glad that I don't.
4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? I liked grape because my brother didn't...anything to upset him, ya know?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only when it is the doctors at the funny farm...I wonder when they're going to catch on and realize they need to keep me. Then again, that might not be a bad thing.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I think, "Why do they call it a hot dog? It isn't smokin' hot like me, and it doesn't look anything like a dog."
7. Favorite Christmas movie? I like Miracle on 34th Street. Santa said he is as old as his tongue and a little older than his teeth. My kind of man. Give an honest answer without revealing too much. ;o)
8. Prefer to drink in the morning? No, I prefer to sleep.
9. Can you do push ups? Not even going to try to find out, okay.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? The necklace Lizard made me over the summer at day care. (That's your one non-sarcastic answer for today)
11. Favorite hobby? Eating chocolate cake.
12. Do you have A.D.D.? What did you ask? I got distracted.
13. What's one trait you hate about yourself? I love me and you should, too.
14. Middle name? What's odd about this question?
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Are you trying to make the ADD worse?
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. I drink all my drinks regularly. Do you know anybody that does it differently? If so, get a video of it so that I can see.
17. Current worry? Do you own a gun? Should I be worried?
18. Current hate right now? This survey. I'm hating trying to be sarcastic this long. Am I almost done?
19. Favorite place to be? In a traffic jam or in line. You didn't expect that, did you? I wanted to be different. Everybody else is going to say at the beach, in the mountains, with friends, etc.
20. How did you bring in the New Year? I didn't. I think it was Father Time.
21. Where do you wish you could go? Back in time to before I started this. Guess why.
22. Name three people who will complete this. I want to see who can try to give more sarcastic answers than me. Who will take the challenge?
23. Do you own slippers? Nope, just flip flops. You like those, right Jim? ;o)
24. What shirt are you wearing? Why? Do you need to borrow it?
27. Favorite color? Yet another non-odd question.
28. Would you be a pirate? I hear those pirates over in the gulf are making a literal and figurative killing right now. Might not be a bad gig. I don't own a gun though. Do you think I can do it with a nail file?
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? The neighbors are REALLY glad I don't sing in the shower.
31. What's in your pocket right now? My nail file. Don't mess with me.
32. Last thing that made you laugh? The mammoth men jowling pictures (ok, that wasn't sarcastic either, but the pictures were a hoot. I almost peed my pants).
33. Worst injury you've ever had? My ego was injured when you asked me if I ever smoked. Can't you tell how hot I am?
34. Do you love where you live? I'd love it more if it were mine. Right now it pretty much belongs to the bank.
35. How many TVs do you have in your house? I'm too tired to keep this up. 3
36. Who is your loudest friend? Now this is an odd question. I'd have to say Carlos. He wears really loud clown pants. You can hear him as soon as you see him, if you know what I mean.
4 remarks:
Now, you know why I don't do surveys or questionaires.
That felt very unnatural Amy.
Well, I certainly hope it felt unnatural. Liz and I were talking about sarcasm and we had a little fun with this one. Maybe. It was actually torture to be that far out of my comfort zone in that way for that long. :o)
These surveys usually take me about 2 minutes. This one took me over 30 minutes to complete because it is hard to think of something like that to say on every question. I almost gave up and just sent it back to Allison with the regular answers. But I'm not a quitter. ;o)
Well, at least you gave it the old college try! I did not know what to make of this post either, to tell the truth. I have no doubt that you can accomplish anything you set your mind to, but sarcasm requires a healthy (or unhealthy...not sure) dose of cynicism, which you do not possess. You are an eternal optimist so sarcasm doesn't suit you, leave that to the cynics like me! Love ya!
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