Cake quotes

Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too. 

~Margaret Anderson

Let them eat cake. 

~Marie Antoinette

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. 

~Margot Asquith

I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. 

~Lesley Boone

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. 

~Jim Davis

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. 

~Ludwig Erhard

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. 

~Benjamin Franklin

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. 

~George Harrison

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. 

~Mitch Hedberg

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. 

~Bob Hope